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Trick Or Treat Rules
October 31, 2013

1. Knock on a door or ring a doorbell and yell, "Trick or treat."
2. Open a bag or pillowcase or plastic pumpkin or something else and have them drop candy in.
3. Say "Thank you" and go on to the next place.

Don't stay out past curfew. Don't go into houses (even with a socializing parent). Don't get into doorsill conversations. You've got places to go.

Don't carry a lot of loot. A route that allows you to drop stuff off at home and go back out often, will help you.

Go to houses that are lit up, especially with visible Halloween decorations. If the house looks dark, move on.

Be visible. Travel in groups. Watch for cars.
Wear reflectors, reflective tape, lights, or glow-lights.

Don't waste time (yours or your neighbors). Don't dress up as a magician and beg people to request a Trick. This isn't amateur talent night. That was Columbus Day and you missed it.

Music Association: Bobby "Boris" Pickett - Monster Mash




a major award
Cocamidopropyl Betaine
October 25, 2013

Let's say there's a soap store in every mall selling shampoos. The shampoo is at the back of the store because it is practical, and the store is arranged from least practical  (closest to the door) to most practical (furthest from the door). The store finds out that the chemical that gives its shampoo its lather, cocamidopropyl betaine, must be labeled as a carcinogen by law in the state of California. It lathers cancer. The soap store stops selling shampoo.

I grabbed my two types of shampoo from the shower and read the ingredients.
Cocamidopropyl betaine were in both. I asked the Internet if some type of shampoo does not have cocamidopropyl betaine. The Internet responded, “Cocamidopropyl betaine was the 2004 Allergen of the Year.

I squealed. Clutching the shampoo bottles to my chest, I stepped up to the microphone and gushed, 
I'd like to thank all the little people... all the sniffling, sneezing little people who made this possible... and a special, a very special, thank you to everyone who didn't just shampoo and rinse... but actually repeated! Smiling a closed-mouth smile, I shook my head, No, as if to say, This Allergen of the Year Award is all mine. Eeew. Peering into the award cup, I noticed some sort of foul-smelling oily mystery goo. 

 Then I got upset. 
I missed the pre-award show red carpet event covered by the E Entertainment channel?!?

What am I wearing? I'm wearing 100% synthetics and a matching rash.award

The Internet slapped me out of my awards show performance and told me: 
The Allergen of the Year is the final general session event at the annual American Contact Dermatitis Society meeting in Miami.

Have I missed this year's Allergen of the Year?

Yes. It was methylisothiazolinone.

Hmmm, I thought it would be cats.
Music Association: Paul Simon - Allergies







The Marching Band Refused To Yield
Vikings Pictures

October 17, 2013

Vikings RB Adrian "All Day" Peterson with WR Jarius Wright

Minnesota Vikings Kicker Blair Walsh

Minnesota Vikings Punter Jeff Locke

The Players Tried To Take The Field

The Marching Band Refused To Yield

All these Minnesota Vikings pictures were taken by me (© hopes-and-dreams.net) at the Minnesota Vikings - Carolina Panthers game on Sunday, October 13, 2013. They were shrunk down for web viewing.

Music Association: Don McLean - American Pie









Cheer up it's Wednesday Edition
Vikings Pictures
October 16, 2013

2013 Minnesota Vikings Cheerleaders

only 8% of NFL pink money goes to cancer research

Vikings Cheerleader Whitney


Music Association: Michelle Branch - Are You Happy Now






Vikings Pictures
October 15, 2013

Metrodome perspective of Minneapolis

Vikings Quarterback Cassel passes

Minnesota Vikings danceline

Viking's Bishop injured his knee

Music Association: Rascals - A Beautiful Morning





Vikings Mauled By Panthers (35-10)

October 14, 2013

It was a beautiful, crisp day in Minneapolis yesterday, when from out of the shadows of the Metrodome, the Panthers struck.

Starved for any sort of win, the Panthers savagely pressed their attack, keeping the Vikings on the defensive. Injured Vikings were carted off left and... well from our vantage point it was always to the left. PanthersThe injuries always seemed to be knee level, which makes sense when you think about the height of a Panther versus the height of a Viking.

The Vikings tried to run. That didn't work. 


They tried to pass. Cassel passed to a Panther!

Is this the Cassel forwhich the Vikings invaded London?

Purple jerseys streamed through the nearby Hennepin County Medical Center emergency room, with at least one head injury and one heart attack.

And those were from the fans.

Music Association: Theodore Nugent - Cat Scratch Fever






Spoiler Alert
Azerbaijan Announces Election Results Before Election
October 10, 2013

On Tuesday, the day before elections in Azerbaijan, the election authorities released news of the ten year incumbent President Ilham Aliyev being reelected by another landslide. [Washington Post background story]

Breaking News: This just in. 
President Ilham Aliyev was reelected as dictator.

In Cairo, there was a long running joke people would tell during the election about whether (or not) people supported their president, Hosni Mubarak. Ahmed goes to vote and decides he doesn't want to vote for Hosni Mubarak. He doesn't think Mubarak is a good president. Ahmed votes against him. When Ahmed arrives home, his mother asks him what he voted. Ahmed says he voted against the president. His mother gets angry and tells Ahmed that he shouldn't have done that. She berates Ahmed. Ahmed sheepishly goes back to the polling station to ask if he can change his vote. They ask, "What did you vote?" Ahmed says, "I voted against the president." The head of the polling station says, "Don't worry, we already changed it for you. Just don't do it again."

A far better prediction was found in The Onion (January 17, 2001) - Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over.

Music Association: Joe Walsh - Vote For Me
It's a prelection.




Hopes and Dreams

Malala Yousafzai
October 9, 2013

Last night I watched Malala Yousafzai on the Daily Show. Today is the one year anniversary of the Taliban getting on her school bus and shouting, “Which one of you is Malala? Speak up, otherwise I will shoot you all.” Malala was identified and shot in the head. The bullet went through her head, neck, and shoulder.

What died that day -- in her words -- were
weakness, fear, and hopelessness.

Her hopes are the same. Her dreams are the same.

Before the assassination attempt, she was a blogger speaking out for education of girls. Since her surgeries, she has become a symbol, a spokesperson, and one of my heroes. Late in 2011 and early 2012, I followed her blogs from the Swat Valley in Pakistan and others like her in Afghanistan (Afghan Women's Writing Project).  Here is what Malala said this summer at the U.N.:

In the name of God, The Most Beneficent, The Most Merciful.

Honourable UN Secretary General Mr Ban Ki-moon,
Respected President General Assembly Vuk Jeremic
Honourable UN envoy for Global education Mr Gordon Brown,
Respected elders and my dear brothers and sisters;

Today, it is an honour for me to be speaking again after a long time. Being here with such honourable people is a great moment in my life.

I don't know where to begin my speech. I don't know what people would be expecting me to say.  But first of all, thank you to God for whom we all are equal and thank you to every person who has prayed for my fast recovery and a new life. I cannot believe how much love people have shown me. I have received thousands of good wish cards and gifts from all over the world. Thank you to all of them. Thank you to the children whose innocent words encouraged me. Thank you to my elders whose prayers strengthened me.

I would like to thank my nurses, doctors, and all of the staff of the hospitals in Pakistan and the UK and the UAE government who have helped me get better and recover my strength. I fully support Mr Ban Ki-moon the Secretary-General in his Global Education First Initiative and the work of the UN Special Envoy Mr Gordon Brown.  And I thank them both for the leadership they continue to give. They continue to inspire all of us to action.

Dear brothers and sisters, do remember one thing. Malala day is not my day. Today is the day of every woman, every boy, and every girl who have raised their voice for their rights. There are hundreds of Human rights activists and social workers who are not only speaking for human rights, but who are struggling to achieve their goals of education, peace, and equality.  Thousands of people have been killed by the terrorists and millions have been injured. I am just one of them.

So here I stand...    one girl among many.

I speak – not for myself, but for all girls and boys.

I raise up my voice – not so that I can shout, but so that those without a voice can be heard.

Those who have fought for their rights:

Their right to live in peace.

Their right to be treated with dignity.

Their right to equality of opportunity.

Their right to be educated.

Dear Friends, on the 9th of October 2012, the Taliban shot me on the left side of my forehead. They shot my friends too. They thought that the bullets would silence us. But they failed. And then, out of that silence came, thousands of voices. The terrorists thought that they would change our aims and stop our ambitions but nothing changed in my life except this: Weakness, fear, and hopelessness died. Strength, power, and courage was born.  I am the same Malala. My ambitions are the same. My hopes are the same. My dreams are the same.

Dear sisters and brothers, I am not against anyone. Neither am I here to speak in terms of personal revenge against the Taliban or any other terrorists group. I am here to speak up for the right of education of every child. I want education for the sons and the daughters of all the extremists especially the Taliban.

I do not even hate the Talib who shot me. Even if there is a gun in my hand and he stands in front of me. I would not shoot him. This is the compassion that I have learned from Muhammad-the prophet of mercy, Jesus Christ, and Lord Buddha. This is the legacy of change that I have inherited from Martin Luther King, Nelson Mandela, and Muhammad Ali Jinnah. This is the philosophy of non-violence that I have learned from Gandhi Jee, Bacha Khan, and Mother Teresa. And this is the forgiveness that I have learned from my mother and father. This is what my soul is telling me, be peaceful and love everyone.

Dear sisters and brothers, we realise the importance of light when we see darkness. We realise the importance of our voice when we are silenced. In the same way, when we were in Swat, the north of Pakistan, we realised the importance of pens and books when we saw the guns.

The wise saying, “The pen is mightier than sword” was true. The extremists are afraid of books and pens. The power of education frightens them. They are afraid of women. The power of the voice of women frightens them. And that is why they killed 14 innocent medical students in the recent attack in Quetta. And that is why they killed many female teachers and polio workers in Khyber Pukhtoon Khwa and FATA. That is why they are blasting schools every day.  Because they were and they are afraid of change, afraid of the equality that we will bring into our society.

I remember that there was a boy in our school who was asked by a journalist, “Why are the Taliban against education?” He answered very simply. By pointing to his book he said, “A Talib doesn't know what is written inside this book.” They think that God is a tiny, little conservative being who would send girls to the hell just because of going to school. The terrorists are misusing the name of Islam and Pashtun society for their own personal benefits. Pakistan is peace-loving democratic country. Pashtuns want education for their daughters and
sons. And Islam is a religion of peace, humanity, and brotherhood. Islam says that it is not only each child's right to get education, rather it is their duty and responsibility.

Honourable Secretary General, peace is necessary for education. In many parts of the world especially Pakistan and Afghanistan; terrorism, wars, and conflicts stop children to go to their schools. We are really tired of these wars. Women and children are suffering in many parts of the world in many ways. In India, innocent and poor children are victims of child labour. Many schools have been destroyed in Nigeria. People in Afghanistan have been affected by the hurdles of extremism for decades. Young girls have to do domestic child labour and are forced to get married at early age. Poverty, ignorance, injustice, racism, and the deprivation of basic rights are the main problems faced by both men and women.

Dear fellows, today I am focusing on women's rights and girls' education because they are suffering the most. There was a time when women social activists asked men to stand up for their rights. But, this time, we will do it by ourselves. I am not telling men to step away from speaking for women's rights rather I am focusing on women to be independent to fight for themselves.

Dear sisters and brothers, now it's time to speak up.

So today, we call upon the world leaders to change their strategic policies in favour of peace and prosperity.

We call upon the world leaders that all the peace deals must protect women and children's rights. A deal that goes against the dignity of women and their rights is unacceptable.

We call upon all governments to ensure free compulsory education for every child all over the world.

We call upon all governments to fight against terrorism and violence, to protect children from brutality and harm.

We call upon the developed nations to support the expansion of educational opportunities for girls in the developing world.

We call upon all communities to be tolerant – to reject prejudice based on cast, creed, sect, religion, or gender. To ensure freedom and equality for women so that they can flourish. We cannot all succeed when half of us are held back.

We call upon our sisters around the world to be brave – to embrace the strength within themselves and realise their full potential.

Dear brothers and sisters, we want schools and education for every child's bright future. We will continue our journey to our destination of peace and education for everyone. No one can stop us. We will speak for our rights and we will bring change through our voice. We must believe in the power and the strength of our words. Our words can change the world.

Because we are all together, united for the cause of education. And if we want to achieve our goal, then let us empower ourselves with the weapon of knowledge and let us shield ourselves with unity and togetherness.

Dear brothers and sisters, we must not forget that millions of people are suffering from poverty, injustice, and ignorance. We must not forget that millions of children are out of schools. We must not forget that our sisters and brothers are waiting for a bright peaceful future.

So let us wage a global struggle against illiteracy, poverty, and terrorism and let us pick up our books and pens. They are our most powerful weapons.

One child, one teacher, one pen, and one book can change the world.

Education is the only solution. Education First.

- Malala Yousafzai    

Malala Yousafzai

Her book, I Am Malala, is on sale now. [Amazon, Barnes & Noble]


Music Association: Eric Clapton - Change The World
Update: Malala met with President Obama and asked him to end the drone strikes in Pakistan because they are fueling terrorism. Drone strikes in Pakistan have killed 48 high profile targets, 175 children, 535 civilian, and 2391 others.for a total of 3,249 fatalities.








Movie Re-Review
The Spectrum of Juxtaposition
The Fairest of Them All
October 2, 2013

Movie critics often revise their earlier movie reviews to acknowledge that they did not know what they were talking about or at least that they have a new understanding.

I have a new understanding of Mirror Mirror, reviewed June 11, 2012. The gif graphic I made for that review shows the elaborate costumes for the dance. The swan hat worn by Snow was great. I had never seen anything like it, except that I had.

I recently re-watched the 1973 version of the Three Musketeers, with a costume dance that included swan hats. The look of the costumes and each of the dance halls were so similar that the scene design looks to have been lifted from Three Musketeers (1973) for Mirror Mirror (2012). Granted, it looks better in the mirror. Three Musketeers was directed by Richard Lester, with production design by the late Brian Eatwell and costume design by Yvonne Blake. Mirror Mirror was directed by
Tarsem Singh, with production design by Tom Foden and costume design by the late Eiko Ishioka.

These images give a fair approximation of the similarities.

Three Musketeers (1973)

Mirror Mirror (2012)

I still recommend Mirror Mirror but am a bit disappointed in its reflection of Three Musketeers.

And speaking of the Fairest of them all, last month's Minnesota State Fair broke some more attendance records. Did you know that Minnesota has the highest daily attendance of any state fair? Only the Texas State Fair has a greater overall attendance due to it being open longer.

Plus, Texas has Big Tex...

hey Big Tex, are those jeggings?

Big Tex: wearing leggings since 1952.  
Texas Legislature sexism.


Music Associations: Diana Ross & the Supremes - Reflections
& Dom DeLuise - Texas Has A Whorehouse In It









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