Making A Nose

YOU CAN PICK YOUR FRIENDS AND YOU CAN PICK YOUR NOSE, BUT YOU CAN'T PICK YOUR FRIEND'S NOSE
What do you get for the nephew that has everything and seems to keep it all in his nose?

Making A Nose The Pictures

Make a nose the same way as you normally would. Arrange balloons of various sizes in a sort of nose shape. See Figure 1	Figure 1
Tape the balloons to a nose-back piece of cardboard. See Figure 2.2	Figure 2.2
Throw together some paper mache, using a paste of flour and water and strips of newspaper. See Figure 3.3-3	Figure 3.3-3
Apply some sort of latex paint in a kind of skin tone. Reach in the nose. Go ahead. Pop the side and back balloons. The main balloon could help prevent the nose from getting flattened in a fight. Insert presents in the balloon. One of them could be slime. See Figure 4.4-4.4	Figure 4.4-4.4

The whole process can take more than a week, due to drying time.
If you've ever had a cold, you know what it's like.